Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Sidewalk Is For Everyone

Today, I think I'll try an experiment.  I'm going to ask a few of my friends to join me.

We are going to park our vehicles on the public street in front of some random house.

Some of us are going to exit our vehicles and walk onto the public sidewalk in front of the random house.

We are going to set up grills and lawn chairs and barbecue some food.  We'll have our radio on full blast.  We'll get drunk and have a good ol' time.  Maybe I'll even poop on the sidewalk.

Some of us will stay in our vehicles and turn the music on full blast.  We'll curse and fling beer cans out our windows.  Maybe we'll take our clothes off, and have sex in our vehicles.

Afterwards, we'll drive off and crash into something.  Hopefully not you.

The sidewalks and streets are for everyone, right?

Stick to your guns, Town Board.  It's the right thing to do. (I agree with your proposal.)


Here's a link to the Proposed Town Resolution.

Here's the resolution: Proposed Boats and Boating Resolution